![]() Merlin: Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.Lovato was six years sober when she slipped and suffered a relapse in 2018.Harry Hart: Do as you're told! Move it!.Merlin: Eggsy! This is no time for emotion.Harry Hart: Our journey began with a mistake I made.Merlin: Our journey together began many years ago, when your father did the same thing for us.Eggsy: Merlin, what the fuck have you done?.So on the count of three, what I want you to. Merlin: This spray will freeze the trigger mechanism, give us a.Eggsy, you signal when we're in position. Harry Hart: is what makes life worth living.And in that moment, all I felt was loneliness and regret. Never experienced companionship, never been in love. Harry Hart: When I was shot, can you guess what the last thing was that flashed through my mind? It was absolutely nothing.I know it's against Kingsman rules, having a relationship. And now, if this mission fails, she's gonna die. I don't think you'd sympathize and I'm not really in the mood for a lecture. Harry Hart: You all right? What was that phone call you got?.But I do agree with the part where you go fuck yourself. Eggsy: No, I love a Jack and Coke, bruv.So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call whiskey, which, by the way, is spelled without an 'e' and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch and you can go fuck yourself. Merlin: Look, for the last time, we have nothing to protect but our honor.Tequila: Or you could just tell me who the fuck y'all really are and how the hell you found us.But see, I ain't got no gunpowder on me, do I? But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make just as impressive of a sound when I set your balls on fire. Tequila: that their rum was good and strong.And then the gunpowder, if it burnt when they set it alight, they considered it proof Tequila: Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy.They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder. Tequila: See, comes from back in the old days when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum.Tequila: You know why the measurement of alcohol content is called 'proof'?.Tequila: Look anything like that, right there?.Tequila: Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh?.You're here for the lepidopterist, ain't you? Y'all just trying to cover for a failed rescue mission. You really expect me to take that seriously? See, I think your story's horse shit. Tequila: That's 1963 Statesman Reserve.Won't you go on and get down on your knees and tell me who you really work for? You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor to hack through an advanced biometric security system with nothin' but a little bitty ol' watch on? That's where y'all got them fine suits and them fancy spectacles y'all got on. Eggsy: Yeah, yeah, it came in the shape of a bottle? We're from the Kingsman tailor shop in London.she always told me, 'Us Southerners get our good manners from the British.' So I was thinkin', "Ain't that a pity? Y'all ain't keepin' none for yourself." Y'all ain't ever heard of knockin' before you enter? It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work.Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?.Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?.Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin. Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.Merlin: You will experience episodes, lapses of clarity. ![]() Harry Hart: And the phantom butterflies?.Merlin: Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways, but it'll take time to get your coordination back.Harry Hart: What's wrong with me, Merlin? I thought you fixed me.Now that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. Harry Hart: Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to.Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson. Very Drunk Redneck: Well, what are you ladies waiting for?.Harry Hart: Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary.Whiskey: Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor from out of town, moonshine?.Now, why don't you get out of our bar before I take out your other one? Very Drunk Redneck: Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'.Advanced software, it can hack into anything with a microchip. Eggsy: Now we've finished the debrief, Harry, here's a couple of welcome back gifts.
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